Ik zeg kom maar op met die fles!

Gratis drankjes voor grote borsten in Singapore


AMSTERDAM – In de Singaporese bar OverEasy kan het uitgaan erg goedkoop zijn, althans voor vrouwen. Het aantal gratis drankjes dat er weggegeven wordt staat namelijk in directe relatie tot haar cupmaat.

AsiaOne meldt dinsdag dat de omvang van de boezem gelijk staat aan het aantal drankjes dat de dame in kwestie krijgt van OverEasy.

Zo krijgt een A-cup één gratis drankje, een B-cup twee en een C-cup drie. Voor het stevigere werk is echter een vrouw met minimaal een D-cup nodig: zij krijgt namelijk een hele fles wodka.

Aanleiding
De actie werd bedacht na aanleiding van het evenement Fill My Cups waarvoor DJ Dcup van stal gehaald werd. "Het was echt naar aanleiding van de naam van de DJ”, zegt een woordvoerster van de club. “Toen we hoorden dat het Dcup zou worden, wilden we daar een eigen draai aan geven.”

Of de DJ het initiatief warm onthaalt is niet bekend gemaakt, maar wel is duidelijk dat vrouwen er niet onverdeeld positief over zijn.

Sommigen vinden het volgens AsiaOne enkel een nieuwe marketingstrategie, anderen hebben al aangegeven dat ze er zeker niet aan mee zullen doen. Bovendien gaan geluiden op dat door dit soort initiatieven de veiligheid van aanwezige vrouwen niet langer gegarandeerd kan worden.

Metingen
De woordvoerster voegt er dan ook onmiddellijk aan toe dat alle metingen, aangaande de borsten, op puur visuele basis zullen plaatsvinden en dat aanrakingen niet geduld worden. Voor de taak zijn dan ook speciaal twee onafhankelijke juryleden aangetrokken.

“Ons standpunt is dat het allemaal om plezier gaat, het is niet ordinair en heeft niets met seksisme te maken," aldus de zegsvrouwe. “Geen van de meisjes gaat aangeraakt worden en ze hoeven niets van zichzelf bloot te geven. En ja, we zijn al gewaarschuwd dat veel rondborstige meisjes onze kant op komen."

source: nu.nl

Suits

maybe formal clohing isn't so bad...

Sid & Nancy

These are like the pefect fictional couple.. Fell in love with her after hearing her sing in Elf and I guess every girl fell in love with him being an alien...

source: migfly/

Mystery Seeker

Well, as you might know, Im always in for a good internet-based fun.. Now I found this Google website of and its AMAZEBALLS!

So when you have WAY too much spare time, for example being an intern, you should go to mysterygoogle You run a search for something, and instead of getting the Google search answer for the keywords you just typed in, you actually get the results of some /previous/ query that somebody did. It gives you an answer to questions such as 'what is the purpose of life' till little missions as 'send coockies to' Aahha even if you put in 'what is this' it will answer with a 'this is mystery google' or when you put in 'hallo' it will say 'hi' back.. And if you put in 'poop' it will say its not a toilet..

Ahaha and bored as I was I asked what shall I do and it linked me to the wikipedia website of the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.. So that will what Im doing the next 10 minutes ;)

AHAHAHAHAH OMG you could wipe me off the floor now. I typed in 'end of the world' (all 2012-ish) and it linked me to Ten Reasons to Hate France kinda love the country tho but thats still hella funny!

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Im yours!

AHAHAHAHA, if I had NO moral standards I'd piss my pants now!

This kids is the most adorable thing.. AHAHAHAH his song is like better then the original. Nosepicking, funnyfaces, mumbling what else can a girl ask for?!

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You can just pick me off the floor, coz im ROFL

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Im sorry kid, you're probably in ALOT of pain.. But this picture is SOOOO effing hilarious! You jump in life and you FAIL in life.. Guess that was your part in the play.. Thank you for the entertainment. Bisous!

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source: http://www.failblog.org/

Japanese people are HILARIOUS

TODO!

AHAHAHAHA, I told you guys that I check http://FMYLIFE.COM like everyday right?!

The web is offering sooooooooooooooooooooo much more of this crap (and made my day when I found out)

http://mylifeisaverage.com
http://www.mylifeisg.com

Id say, at the present moment, my life is pretty G!

Holla at your girl (ahahah yeah, that sentence still does it for me)

Oddly Specific

source: oddlyspecific/

EPIC FAIL

Thats like 3 minority's in one person..

I honestly have nothing to say to this.. Nothing..

It's not easy being an adolescent

DUDE, whatup with the tan?

AHAHAHA fucking hell when good movie characters happen to bad people!

Go get your ass to failblog, especially when you're having a boring day at work.. Shit is hella funny

HOT/NOT

ahaha, you know how we like Gossip Girl.. Well in Singapore they get all crazy over Polo Boys.. AHAHAHA those suckers actually play water polo and wear speedo's like the entire hour the show airs.. WATER POLO.. Could you even imagine that that would be on primetime in the Netherlands?!?!

I have to admit tho, paul foster (second of the right, half british half singaporean) is kinda hawt.. But that only applies to him the other guys are fug..

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Verkiezing Woord van het Jaar 2009

Stem via: http://woordvanhetjaar.vandale.nl/index.php?idx=b0

hypotheekleed
sociaaleconomische ellende die het gevolg is van de onmogelijkheid de rente (en aflossing) voor een hypotheek te voldoen

Mexicaanse griep
varkensgriepvariant die in 2009 in Mexico de kop opstak en zich verspreidde over de rest van de wereld

oeps-gebied
benaming voor de anterieure cingulate cortex, een zone middenvoor in de hersenen die verhoogde activiteit vertoont wanneer iemand zich vergist, waardoor hij of zij in staat is van fouten te leren

ontvrienden
virtuele vrienden dumpen door deze te schrappen uit vriendenlijstjes op vriendensites

recessionista
modebewuste vrouw die ook tijdens een recessie modieuze kleding en accessoires koopt, maar haar uitgaven daarvoor beperkt door vooral tijdens de uitverkoop en in outlets te shoppen

spuugkit
pakketje bestaande uit een houder met een staafje waarmee een functionaris die bespuugd is het speeksel kan opvegen, aan de hand waarvan het DNA van de dader kan worden vastgesteld

tomtomburger
burger voorgesteld als iemand die zich op zijn levensweg passief laat leiden door de mogelijkheden die de staat hem biedt

twitterazzo
iemand die twitterberichten verstuurt, m.n. fanatieke twitteraar

zeilmeisje
avontuurlijk ingesteld meisje met een passie voor zeilen, m.n. voor lange solozeiltochten

FCUKING HELL

source: pinkcoyote

This dog is killing me..

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Twitter

Although I still have no Twitter account (and not planning to get one either) there's one account I really want to share with you guys..

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

It's sooo effing hilarious in 120 words!

"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for me. Sorry, I should have said "You're out of Grape Nuts."

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."

"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

"Mom and I saw a great movie last night...No, don't remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks."

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

I could like quote EVERY tweet, because they are all ROFL funny!

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How Twilight Works

Written by The Oatmeal

A few weeks ago I had the miserable experience of reading Twilight. A friend bought it for me and I took it with me to read on a long flight from Seattle to Houston. I knew it was going to be crappy, but I thought it would be a guilty pleasure kind of crappy - where you know it's bad but you still get enjoyment out of it. I actually managed to power through around 400 pages until I gave up and started reading Sky Mall. I've been seeing Twilight everywhere lately, especially with Vampire Teens II New Moon's release, so I thought I'd break down why chicks go apeshit for it.



First off, the author creates a main character which is an empty shell. Her appearance isn't described in detail; that way, any female can slip into it and easily fantasize about being this person. I read 400 pages of that book and barely had any idea of what the main character looked like; as far as I was concerned she was a giant Lego brick. Appearance aside, her personality is portrayed as insecure, fumbling, and awkward - a combination anyone who ever went through puberty can relate to. By creating this "empty shell," the character becomes less of a person and more of something a female reader can put on and wear. Because I forgot her name (I think it was Barbara or Brando or something like that), I'm going to refer to her as "Pants" from here on out.



So after a few chapters of listening to Pants whine about high school, sucking at volleyball, and being the center of attention, the second major character is introduced. Imagine everything women want in a man, then exaggerate it by ten thousand - and you've got Edward Cullen. The level of detail that the author goes into while describing Edward's appearance is remarkable. At one point while reading I started counting the number of times the author used the expression "Edward's perfect face," and it was far into the double digits. The author excruciatingly details his muscular pecs, clothing, hair, eye color - even his goddamn breath (I'm not joking).



Edward intensely listens to everything Pants has to say, even if she's bitching about she had diarrhea on Christmas or her preferred method for cutting a sandwich in half. As far as the reader is concerned, Edward cares about nothing in the world more than Pants. What the author has done is created a perfect male figure - a pale Greek statue which the reader can worship and in turn be worshipped by.



So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.

And the movie?
The movie is just the same uninspired crap shat out onto a film reel. If you like the taste of horse manure on your bologna sandwiches, you're probably gonna like it on your birthday cake as well. The same principle applies with Twilight.

Beyond that, it's just a romance novel with the occasional vampire teen drama bullshit peppered here and there. It doesn't really break any new ground in the realm of vampire fiction, other than portraying vampires as a family of uncomfortable retards who prance around the woods eating deer and bunny rabbits. There's lots of nervous lip-biting, tender kisses between Pants and Edward, and lengthy descriptions of every feature of Edward's body. Pants is a static character who never really progresses beyond being an insecure vampire fangirl who obsesses over Edward. Whether her character grows beyond that is unknown to me, I'd stopped reading by then and shifted my attention to an electric butt-massaging chair in Sky Mall.

The funniest (Dutch) thing..

They don't think an holiday (December, 5) honoring an old white pope with an army of black pete's (zwarte piet) doing all the dirty jobs is offending, however a delicious chocolate/cream desert by the name of n*kiss (negerzoen) i soo offending they have to change the name 'Buys Zoenen' (Buys is the brand name, zoenen is kissing).. Where the eff is the world going to??

BTW kinda missing pepernoten..

Daily Routine

Nadat ik me (natuurlijk) heb verslapen en vliegensvlug heb gedouched heb ik 1 ding wat ik echt ELKE morgen doe (op pingen en mn email checken na dan) en dats: FMYLIFE..

http://www.fmylife.com/ http://www.fmylife.com/ http://www.fmylife.com/

Het is echt een GRANDIOZE site over wat voorn k*tdag jouw mede aardkloot bewoners vandaag hebben.. En na het lezen van een berichtje als: "Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove here there. FML" besef je toch dat jouw dag niet zo kut was als je dacht xD

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Daily Mugshot

Daily Mugshot

Marco Borsato is..

HELLA HILARIOUS!!

http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/30422

Yes Please!

source: http://icanhascheezburger.com/